Inui Sadaharu

It seems that the hedgehogs Suzu brought home with her have taken to wandering about the Willow dorm. If you happen to come across a small spiky ball, please do not upset it. The baby hedgehogs have decided to sleep there.

After our trips to the aquarium and zoo, which provided much information on various flora, fauna, and aqueous creatures, I updated my rather worn copy of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Some of the classifications given to the creatures are excessive, so I have remedied this by lowering and raising them as necessary. Kyouju, if you would like to take a look over my copious notes on the matter, I will lend you my book.

At home, my father took a look at Suzu. With the help of a member of the Japanese Ministry of Magic that he knew, it has been determined that Suzu still hasn't gotten the potion out of her system, most likely due to the residual magic she has because she's a tanuki. The Ministry official said she should be back to normal within six months, to which I replied that it would be closer to the middle of December considering the amount of potion you say she still has. My mother did not find this endearing and I was forced to cook for a week without using magic. I only singed off my eyebrows 3.5 times.

Before anyone asks, no, I will not give out vials of Amortentia so you can continue your infatuation and obsession with the object of your affections. However, if you are willing to tell me what scents the potion has for you, I might be willing to give you enough for one hour of mental bliss.

My experiment was rather successful. Minus Momoshiro's interest in me. I had not predicted that. Less than a 5% probability. Though, I am still of the opinion that certain individuals have natural obsession levels that would only raise to dangerous levels if they consumed (and/or continued to imbibe) the potion. In particular, Atobe and Hiyoshi.

Momoshiro... in an effort to make amends for my, er, treatment of you on Valentine's, I've asked the house elves to deliver a booklet of gift certificates to McDonald's for when you go home next.

Kyouju, you never told me what Amortentia smelled like when you were in its presence. I believe this is either an error of judgment (20%), due to the environment at the time (74.3%), or that you don't want me to know (5.7%).

(ooc: strikes deleted)