Inui Sadaharu

Before anyone asks, no, I will not give out vials of Amortentia so you can continue your infatuation and obsession with the object of your affections. However, if you are willing to tell me what scents the potion has for you, I might be willing to give you enough for one hour of mental bliss.

My experiment was rather successful. Minus Momoshiro's interest in me. I had not predicted that. Less than a 5% probability. Though, I am still of the opinion that certain individuals have natural obsession levels that would only raise to dangerous levels if they consumed (and/or continued to imbibe) the potion. In particular, Atobe and Hiyoshi.

Momoshiro... in an effort to make amends for my, er, treatment of you on Valentine's, I've asked the house elves to deliver a booklet of gift certificates to McDonald's for when you go home next.

Kyouju, you never told me what Amortentia smelled like when you were in its presence. I believe this is either an error of judgment (20%), due to the environment at the time (74.3%), or that you don't want me to know (5.7%).

(ooc: strikes deleted)