Entry #20021418

[inui]

Before anyone asks, no, I will not give out vials of Amortentia so you can continue your infatuation and obsession with the object of your affections. However, if you are willing to tell me what scents the potion has for you, I might be willing to give you enough for one hour of mental bliss.

My experiment was rather successful. Minus Momoshiro's interest in me. I had not predicted that. Less than a 5% probability. Though, I am still of the opinion that certain individuals have natural obsession levels that would only raise to dangerous levels if they consumed (and/or continued to imbibe) the potion. In particular, Atobe and Hiyoshi.

Momoshiro... in an effort to make amends for my, er, treatment of you on Valentine's, I've asked the house elves to deliver a booklet of gift certificates to McDonald's for when you go home next.

Kyouju, you never told me what Amortentia smelled like when you were in its presence. I believe this is either an error of judgment (20%), due to the environment at the time (74.3%), or that you don't want me to know (5.7%).

(ooc: strikes deleted)

Comments

[ever_yanagi]

I am allowed to keep secrets from you, Hakase.

[inui]

Of three primary scents, you could be kind enough to share two.

[ever_yanagi]

Best of three chess games. If you win, I will tell you one.

[inui]

Best of five and you tell me two.

[ever_yanagi]

Best of five then. If you lose, however...

[inui]

What would you like?

[ever_yanagi]

Your own answers.

[inui]

Very well.

[karuchan]

I have a great idea as to where you can shove your amortentia.

[inui]

There was a 95.4391% likelihood that you would suggest something of that crude nature.

[karuchan]

Was the ~4% just wishful thinking?

[munchyburgers]

IF YOU THINK I CAN JUST BE BOUGHT AFTER WHAT YOU DID.....

...how many gift certificates?

[inui]

Would 5000 yen be enough to cure what ails you?

[munchyburgers]

.... how many burgers does that buy?

[inui]

Approximately 45 100Y burgers.

[munchyburgers]

............. Inui-senpai, you are the BEST! I knew I liked you for a reason.

[inui]

You're welcome. Now please stop liking me.

[munchyburgers]

But you just bought me burgers.

[inui]

As an apology. I didn't want to.

[munchyburgers]

You bought me food even though you didn't want to? Man, I have the BEST FRIENDS!

[inui]

Again, it was as an apology for the events on Valentine's. We are not friends.

[munchyburgers]

Hey, anyone who buys me food is OK by me!

[inui]

.................................................................

[ever_yanagi]

This is illogical... was what you wanted to say, yes?

[ooc: He's so amused]

[inui]

Yes.